|Female|Northern California|#lolcollege student|
Biochemistry major. Pre-Med.
I love science jokes and musicals. #yesiwatchedSMASH
I complain incessantly about the San Francisco Giants and San Jose Sharks.
I like clothes and outfits that are unattainable.
I live a Cristina Yang, Sansa Stark, Laura Osnes, and Leslie Knope appreciation life.
Other shows I enjoy are Orange is the New Black, Suits, Orphan Black, Breaking Bad, and Friends.
The public has continued to discuss the death of 22-year-old Victor White III, who died from a gunshot wound while handcuffed in the backseat of an Iberia Parish deputy’s vehicle.
OK. I KNOW YOU ARE ALL WORRIED ABOUT FERGUSON BUT CAN YOU FOR A SECOND LOOK AT THIS VICTOR WHITE CASE?
NOTHING ADDS UP.
APPARENTLY AFTER BEING SEARCHED TWICE (while handcuffed) HE PRODUCED A GUN AT THE POLICE STATION AND SHOT HIMSELF. HIS DEATH HAS BEEN RULED A SUICIDE.
YOU NEED TO SPREAD THIS TUMBLR. BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT AND THE COPS ARE COVERING IT UP.
boosting this again. all this shit needs scrutiny. thats the only way we will get the reform we are literally dying to get.
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
You ain’t never had a friend like me!
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
Favorite Celebs | Maya Rudolph
"I don’t think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls."
it’s like you’re my mirror
Patient several days out from being coded, now extubated and waking up from sedation.
Patient: my chest hurts.
Nurse: yes sir, that’s because they did CPR on you and did chest compressions. You have some cracked ribs.
Patient: I don’t remember any of that.
Resident (under their breath): that’s cuz you were dead, bro.